Just My Luck (Colleti Warlord 1) 18+

The following review is for 18+ readers.

 

  

Kaylee Jones is a trouble magnet. Chaos and disaster are her faithful companions. She belongs to the thin blue line protecting Earth from the Tai-Kok, alien predators who consider our world an all-you-can-eat banquet.
Her crappy luck puts her on the alien freaks- most wanted list and lands her in one of their prison cells. Her roommate? A very hungry vampire. Okay, Talree's really a Coletti Warlord who decides to make her his mate. Kaylee's definitely not willing but isn't strong enough to fight him off and now he owns her mind, body and soul.
She'll admit the sex is hot and the bossy jerk has agreed to save Earth from annihilation. The bad news is, Warlords aren't benevolent do-gooder types and there is a price for his help: the women of Earth.
And the really bad news is, Talrees' low-down conniving brother, Malik, has joined forces with the alien freaks and now Kaylee and Talree have to stop them from destroying both their worlds.

Review

Kaylee and everyone in her family are telepathic, they can sense the Tai-Kok, aliens who come to earth and literally eat people. When she once again gets herself in trouble, she ends up meeting the voice in her head. Talree is a vampire like alien; his brother betrayed him and teamed up with Tai-Kok. Kaylee frees Talree when she is kidnapped and now they are bound together. Both of them must fight to keep earth and Talrees planet safe from his brother and others who want to conquer the universe. Kaylee is another one of Kogers kick as heroines; she is sarcastic and kicks butt. She also happens to be a trouble magnet, anything and everything that can go wrong seems to happen to her. Talree is a strong warlord, who has some series alpha male protection issues. This is another fast paced action pact book, with lots of humor and sex thrown in the mix. I loved this book; Koger has a way of describing the different worlds and people in them in a way that is humorous and scary at the same time. The sex scenes were weird and down right funny, it is a good kind of weird. The scenes are not awkward weird, more they are a different species so their anatomy is weird. I loved this book and can't wait to read the next one in the series. 

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The Nasty Vamp 18+

The following review is for 18+ readers.

 
All I wanted was to be a normal, ordinary girl whose biggest worry was what to wear to her twenty-first birthday party. I needed for a few hours to forget about my mother’s murder and the monsters that inhabit the night. With all my heart I wished for a little romance, for a man who could make me forget the bloodshed and death. I longed for a prince charming who would sweep me off my feet and kiss me under the stars. Then fate kicked me in the teeth and granted my wish.
My perfect prince charming turned out to be a vampire. 

Review

Bunny was supposed to be a hunter but on her twenty-first birthday she gets drunk and gives her virginity and power to master vamp Ian McGregor, so she blows up his cars. She keeps blowing up his cars and he keeps hunting her. Bunny is part of a prophecy that she does not know about, but everyone else sure does. Now there are master vampires after her, zombie like creatures, a crime boss and her crazy dysfunctional family to deal with. Bunny was a kick ass heroine; she was sarcastic and always managed to get herself into trouble. Most of the time it’s her fault, but sometimes stuff just kinda happens to her. I loved this book, it was fast paced and it didn't slow down one bit. The writing was great; the scenes were descriptive, colorful and full of humor. Gotta love a scene with a drunken nun type vampire, a vampire hunter and a policeman apologizing to his superiors for throwing said vampire in a trash can, which he didn't really do, while the vampire has maggots in her hair. My only complaint is I really wanted the book to be longer, I really would have liked to see Bunny and her first interaction with Ian not just be told about it. Beyond that loved the book and recommend it to anybody looking for a fast paced humorous read. 

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